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<\/a><\/p>\nI want to start out by saying<\/p>\n
This is not a film they should be playing<\/p>\n
Cause I am not even kidding<\/p>\n
And I\u2019m saying this without spitting<\/p>\n
This movie was so boring<\/p>\n
That everyone in the theater ended up snoring<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
It\u2019s a story about a guy<\/p>\n
And at first he is really shy<\/p>\n
But one day this man<\/p>\n
Figures out that his teenage love Roxanne<\/p>\n
Had a baby back then, kiss kiss<\/p>\n
And the child is his<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
He starts his own secret investigation<\/p>\n
Really he belongs at a mental institution<\/p>\n
Cause he is way too creepy<\/p>\n
In the way he is trying to be sneaky<\/p>\n
And I got so annoyed<\/p>\n
That I really just wanted this film to get destroyed<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
This secret mission is messing up his life<\/p>\n
And gone is his future wife<\/p>\n
But he is still fighting to get to know his son<\/p>\n
And he is trying to be cool and fun<\/p>\n
But this mission<\/p>\n
Will force him to make a hard decision<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I know I am being really hard and you may not agree<\/p>\n
But I felt like the only thing they did in this film, you see<\/p>\n
Was sitting in couches drinking alcohol, water or tea<\/p>\n
Making the audience facing<\/p>\n
The long and boring camera shots and bad acting<\/p>\n
Or maybe I just don\u2019t understand Romanian movie making<\/p>\n
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